Wendy: You know, Scott...Maniac Magee is the best book I have ever read.
Scott: Oh, really? Why is that?
Wendy: You know when Maniac has nothing and the old man gives him butterscotch Krimpets.
Scott: Oh, Like Mr. Edwards at Christmas
Wendy: Yes, and the big bully treats him like Nellie Olsen
Scott: Very True
Wendy: And that Biker gang in town is like Willie
Don't you wish Scott was YOUR fourth-grade teacher?